maybe ur dick is so small because you shoved 2/3 of it into your personality

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i hate when people say that women should dress more modestly in order to “leave something to the imagination”. leave what to the imagination? what do people think is under my clothes? a mass of algae? memes? shinji ikari?

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The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you

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